This brief tale has been requested numerous times. So here it is for your amusement.
| Cute fluff-bunny: | casts spell to summon faerie |
| Sidhe nobleman: | wrenched away from feast/important meeting/lover by spell |
| Cute fluff-bunny: | Would you mind lighting that candle for me? |
| Sidhe: | looks dumbfounded for a moment |
| Cute fluff-bunny: | (slowly) I asked you to light the candle… |
| Angry Sidhe: | grabs candle, turns fluff-bunny over, inserts candle, picks box of matches off nearby table, lights candle Sidhe curses fluff-bunny for the next 7 generations in fifteen different languages and goes back to what they were doing. |